officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

bacon-radio:

peterfromtexas:

Normandy Beaches in 1944 & 70 Years Later

On June 6, 1944, Allied soldiers descended on the beaches of Normandy for D-Day, an operation that turned the tide of the Second World War against the Nazis, marking the beginning of the end of the conflict. Reuters photographer Chris Helgren compiled archive pictures taken during the invasion and went back to the same places to photograph them as they appear today.

More pictures here

Wow.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

IS THAT PLUTO

THAT’S PLUTO

I APPROVE

Oh, Taylor